um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish
my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair
my brother left because there was no room on the chair
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
Where does Marvel FIND these people?
Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”
Cleanse me Lord… Rid me of this white skin
*stays home* i should’ve gone out
*goes out* i should’ve stayed home
Tiny red treenoodle takes a drink.
purple skeleton going the extra mile.